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TriNebulon News Presents: The Weekly Happenstance Episode 1
Hacked by: Ulrike Rayne Schultheiss, TriNebulon News
Date: Year 18 Day 62 Location Unknown
TriNebulon News: The people's news source.
Chester Manahue
 
Welcome to TriNebulon News Presents: The Weekly Happenstance Episode 1. I'm Chester Manahue with the happenings of yesterday, for the people of today!
 
RELIGION WANTS TO REVITALIZE A FALLEN PLANET! Alissma is attempting to squash crime on the platform cities of the Gas Giant Skeebo III. 
 
Many of you might recognize the name. For those of you who don't, Skeebo III is a well-known hive of villainy. It has been controlled by individuals who had no will to preserve it and only wanted profit. Its natural resources were drained, its atmosphere polluted by massive factory cities, and its skyline littered with skyscrapers that were not built up to code. Fortunately, few sapient beings set up an actual homestead on the planet and instead leaving it to die in its own filth.
 
We obtained this information from an intercepted transmission from one Miss Alicia De`Kova of the Order of Alissma. While the transmission was directed to Alissma Daily News, we were able to obtain and decode it before the official announcement. We felt that the galaxy should know the happenstances of the planets around them as soon as possible! They are planning on working with platform city owners during this project, though the extent of the changes being made will be announced by Alissma themselves at a later date. Powerful stuff if I do say so myself. Which I do.
 
While we agree with the redevelopment plan here at TriNebulon News Network, we do not agree with their method of redevelopment. However, we do wish them well in their endeavors. May Ara guide them. Did I really have to say that? I'm not a follower of Ara... Whatever.
 
On to you, Kate Fellsworth.
 
Kate Fellsworth
 
Thanks, Chet! 
 
HORRIFIC NEWS! Recent reports are claiming that Geoffrey Jackson of CorEx, who recently slipped into a coma, has passed away. Those closest to him are making a much different and more sinister claim than the official news broadcast sent out by the new leader of CorEx. Some reports claim that he was poisoned by his second in command and now head executive... AETIUS MORBUS, yet others claim that he died of asphyxiation. However, he's probably still just in a coma and these claims have been falsified just to get on the news. We do wish the new executive luck in his and CorEx's future endeavors, even if these horrible claims are true.
 
SCANDAL STRIKES! In recent years, we've all heard the tale of the sketchy business practices of one Anax Noctru. It appears he's at it again, this time with a new target: one Mister Tomas O`Cuinn of Gree Trade Authority fame. It appears that Mister Noctru held an auction for a Tabder located at Spindrift, which Mister O`Cuinn of Gree Trade Authority won. However, instead of honoring the auction agreement Mister Noctru chose to sell the Tabder in question before the completion of the auction. While he did offer O`Cuinn an alternative ship, O`Cuinn wanted this specific one due to its convenient location. 
 
We all know this is generally unacceptable behavior and usually gets dealt with by the proper authorities. However, due to Mister Noctru's enslavement of the Spindrift System, it appears he will not be held accountable by the proper authorities for these dishonest actions. So, it's up to us the people to make sure this foul knave is brought to justice!
 
WAR ON THE HORIZON! We all know of the strained relationship between the Imperial Union and the Galactic Alliance. Our sources have told us that both governmental bodies are preparing to go on the OFFENSIVE! It has been brought to our attention that both the Galactic Empire, head of the Imperial Union, and the New Republic, head of the Galactic Alliance, have stepped up in the production of capital war ships in recent years, preparing for the other to strike on their territory. While neither have officially made a statement, these heightened tensions between the two superpowers mean that an attack is nothing but inevitable.
 
That's all for tonight's broadcast of TriNebulon News Presents: The Happenstance. We thank you for tuning in and we wish you all a happy week, and a great year 18!

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