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CorEx Presents: A TriNebulon Production: A Film Studios Film: The Weekly Happenstance
Hacked by: Ulrike Rayne Schultheiss, TriNebulon News
Date: Year 18 Day 125 Location Unknown
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Hello and welcome to another rivetting episode of CorEx Presents: A TriNebulon Production: A Film Studios Film: The Weekly Happenstance! I'm Channing Mansplain, bringing you the news of today... FOR THE PEOPLE OF YESTERDAY!
 
SPACE BANDITS ATTACK IN DROVES AS MASSIVE ASTEROID FIELDS BEGIN TO MATERIALIZE THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY! Ever since the Derra Virus outbreak, the galaxy has been worrying about its spread to other systems and the possibility of it forcing a full-scale, galaxy-wide combat situation to emerge. Its spread has been carefully monitored by both Imperial and New Republic scientists, both of which had concluded that it was isolated to the Derra System and was unable to penetrate into space. All known individuals leaving the system have described a "large weight" being lifted from them as soon as they entered hyper. However, it appears this has finally changed.
 
It appears that the Derra Virus has finally left the Derra System and has found its way into massive asteroid fields that have been forming throughout the galaxy. These massive asteroid fields have always been a home for militants and space bandits, most of which haven't been very active within the last 30 or so years. HOWEVER, as of earlier today, there have been reports from across the galaxy that these bandits and militants have become increasingly aggressive, much like Derra Virus victims inside of the Derra System. We believe that the spread of the Derra Virus is due to a new mutation leading to it being far more resilient.
 
We were alerted to a situation earlier today by a pilot that claims to have been attacked by one such group of militant fighter groups. His initial claim described the dogfight as being quick and brutal, the militants seemingly uncaring that their own pilots were being shot down. Some militants were even seeing shooting down their own allies before turning the gun to the pilot. The pilot claimed that his Y-Wing Fighter was destroyed shortly after entering the asteroid field by a group of Y-Tie Ugly Fighters that immediately started accelerating toward him as soon as his ship came out of hyperspace.
 
Shortly before his Y-Wing Fighter was destroyed, he claimed that a strange creature appeared on the communication screen within his cockpit. He described the creature as being large, green with a cranium crowned by sharp horns. We fed this description to a local character artist named "Tux" who was able to produce a rendition of the creature for us. We hope you enjoy this artistic piece!
 
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We went to investigate the asteroid field he claimed he was attacked in. When we entered, we were not met by a hostile group of Y-Tie Ugly flying maniacs nor were we attacked. We were unable to find the wreckage of his fighter, so we're unsure if the situation took place as described or if the pilot was making the entire situation up just to get on the news. However, we did find what appeared to be a large asteroid fortress hidden deep within the asteroid field. We left almost immediately after finding the asteroid fortress as to not put our anchors at more of a risk than they're already at just by working for us.
 
That's all we have time for today, folks! We hope you enjoyed this episode of CorEx Presents: A TriNebulon Production: A Film Studios Film: The Weekly Happenstance! Have a great day, and be safe out there, space cowboys!

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Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 141: The ruling classes on Ruuria have lost confidence in Jawa Outer Colonies to govern their world effectively and have instead appealed to Jawa Offworld Enterprises for leadership.
Year 25 Day 141: Jawa Offworld Enterprises has wrested control of Ruuria Asteroid Ring II away from Jawa Outer Colonies after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 141: While their coup has been condemned by many across the galaxy, Jawa Offworld Enterprises has formed a government and assumed control of Ruuria Asteroid Ring III, replacing Jawa Outer Colonies.
Year 25 Day 141: FENIX CORP was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 140: Black Nebula Corsairs was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 140: Confederacy of Independent Systems is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on Kalarba, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 140: Confederacy of Independent Systems is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on Kalarba VI, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 140: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that Confederacy of Independent Systems is the de facto power on Kalarba V.
Year 25 Day 140: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office, Confederacy of Independent Systems has now assumed complete control of Kalarba II.
Year 25 Day 140: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of Kalarba I have relented and agreed to allow Confederacy of Independent Systems to govern them.
Year 25 Day 140: Confederacy of Independent Systems is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on Kalarba IV, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 140: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of Kalarba Belt VII away from Haor Chall Engineering, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 140: After widespread accusations of corruption by Haor Chall Engineering in Kalarba Belt IV's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 140: After widespread accusations of corruption by Haor Chall Engineering in Kalarba Belt XLI's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 140: Kalarba Belt VI’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t Haor Chall Engineering.
Year 25 Day 140: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on Kalarba Belt XL, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that Haor Chall Engineering remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 140: With the brutal civil war that has consumed Kalarba Belt XLIX in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize Haor Chall Engineering as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 140: Citizens of Kalarba Belt V go to the polls this week in a referendum vote that is projected to remove Haor Chall Engineering from leadership. The world's future after the vote is still unclear.
Year 25 Day 140: Kalarba Belt XXXVIII’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t Haor Chall Engineering.
Year 25 Day 140: After a landslide vote of no confidence, Haor Chall Engineering is no longer the ruling body on Kalarba II.
Year 25 Day 140: After widespread accusations of corruption by Haor Chall Engineering in Kalarba V's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 140: After a landslide vote of no confidence, Haor Chall Engineering is no longer the ruling body on Kalarba VI.
Year 25 Day 140: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of Hosk away from Haor Chall Engineering, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 140: With the brutal civil war that has consumed Kalarba IV A in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize Haor Chall Engineering as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 140: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on Indobok, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that Haor Chall Engineering remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 140: After widespread accusations of corruption by Haor Chall Engineering in Kalarba IV's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 140: After widespread accusations of corruption by Haor Chall Engineering in Kalarba I's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 140: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on Kalarba, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that Haor Chall Engineering remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 140: Baobab Merchant Fleet was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 139: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that The Faerytail Family is the de facto power on Randon Asteroid Belt II.