"I am Lava Lovestruck, reporting for TriNebulon News. I have with me Altair Lopez, Slug Overlord of the Galactic Slugging Association, who is about to make a statement regarding the opening of Harron Point. A former Golan II, Harron Point has recently been converted to a shop in the Harron sector near the galaxy's core.

Earlier this week, the Galactic Slugging Association made public on the Trade Federation Market that it had opened the doors of this former station as its first shop. In light of this grand opening, festivities have been underway for the last few days and will continue until Day 100. The celebration was launched with the raffle of a Kaloth-class Battlecruiser complete with fighter complement, and includes customizations to be added at the winning ticketholder's choice.

Altair, could you please enlighten us all and describe just why we are celebrating this week?"

"Well, we in the GSA are celebrating a milestone we've been working towards for a long time. We've made countless arrangements to set up an oiled automaton to serve our every need. The galaxy is invited to celebrate with us, and can now partake in our awesome biweekly raffles from this day forth!"

"What do you mean by biweekly? Twice a week or once every two weeks?"

"I mean both. The raffles could occur as often as twice a week, but will surely be offered at least once every two weeks. Prizes will vary from time to time. We may offer unique ships and items, domesticated wildlife, and a great deal more. Not even the sky is the limit! All prizes won will be overhauled by our lead designer, code name Nurple. He will make sure the prize is tricked, trimmed, and polished to the satisfaction of our lucky winner!"

"Now, I've heard talk of some kind of subscription. What does that entail?"

"Well, sweetie, we have a slug breeding program that subscribers can take part in, we have ecological rectification programs where we go hunting to thin herds of slugs to strengthen them, we have beauty pageants where our members can enter their slugs into various categories, and of course we now have a raffle house. Subscribers get one free ticket voucher for each raffle that they can then exchange for a raffle ticket for each raffle offered by the GSA. The subscription fee is an one time donation made to the GSA Slug Overlord who is also treasurer and is also me. A subscription currently costs three million credits and lasts a lifetime, although with the future in sight, this fee will be increased to ten million credits as of Day 100. So I urge all slug lovers to send their donation before Day 100 to take advantage of the savings!"

"Wow, Altair, that sounds too good to be true!"

"I know, but does that mean it is not true? If you need more persuading, I invite you to come over to our holosite or attend one of our holoseminars. See for yourself how the love of a granite slug or the playfulness of a duracrete slug can make your life in this vast galaxy feel a little less empty..."

"Thank you, Mr. Lopez. Well, it looks like that is all we have time for today. We'll attach some paths to this holotransmission ready for your communicators to follow up on if you're interested in learning more about GSA and all of these exciting new opportunities. TriNebulon News wishes you all a wonderful day and the best of luck to those partaking in the Harron Point raffles!"

Raffle House Harron Point - http://dot.swc-tf.com/shops/shops.php?shop=82

Get your Subscription Today! - http://dot.swc-tf.com/shops/shops.php?shop=82&mode=listings

Holosite - http://altairlopez1.wixsite.com/swc-gsa

Holo Seminar - https://discord.gg/pesE8Nm

*Broadcast on behalf of the Galactic Slugging Association