| Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (Hacked by Korvas Varik on Year 10 Day 302) | |
| ....The following views, opinions, and expressions are in no way do not necessarily reflect the views of CryoMed Laboratories..... Greetings and welcome fellow sentients of the galaxy, I come before you today in good faith and complete grasp of my sanity. I also come before you for a number of reasons. Primarily the very real danger of extinction that the balloon doggies face. Every 5 seconds two balloon doggies are popped due to carelessness around pins,needles,swords, Defel teeth, Gamorrean tusks, Zabrak vestigial horns, and various other pointy appendages and sharp objects. If something is not done to avert this tragedy, balloon doggies in the galaxy will be a thing of the past and that is one sad day I hope to never see. Speaking of sad days, not everyone is all smiles in the Empire since the inclusion of aliens into their ranks has been allowed along with marriage. Many, though, see this as a good thing, myself included, and the first of many steps to improve the Empires image in the eyes of the galaxy. Aliens today, the end of corruption and slavery tomorrow...but tomorrow isn't promised today. In related news some see the alien inlcusion as an act of misguided power at worst since the long past GE/NIO merger and as cowardice and a complete compromise of beliefs and ideals long held within the Empire at best. I am, myslef, a firm believer in equality for all sentients but I must admit there was a time when being an Imperial actually meant something. Now I can't help but to admit that even saying the word leaves a most unpleasant taste in my mouth and I find I must wash my hands after shaking hands with one. For all the faults brought against the New Republic and the utter hopelessness of their galactic ambitions, at least they know when to stand firm on something they believe in. I think that is enough about that subject for today. Speaking of today, today is a time of change. I ask you who will bring that change? You! You are a fireplace poker! You are the most dominant of your three friends:that stupid little broom, the tiny shovel, and those prongs nobody seems to have a use for. Who else but YOU would plunge head first into a burning inferno of sizzling coals and white-hot flame just to flip a log over?... YOU!!! I implore you all to look deep into your hearts, see what is right, and allow the purity of evil to guide you. While we're on the subject of right I would like you all to look at the person on your right and remember that you can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter" so I encourage you all to go out into the galaxy and have the best possible time you can! Things fall apart and nothing lasts forever...even stars burn out! In short I wish to impose upon your mind that the galaxy though odd and entertaining as it may be is still a dangerous place and above all that I aint getting got! I'ma get them before the gotters get me but if I get got by the gotters, then I'ma get my glock and get them back! Despite the dangers I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether there really is a Maker and if he or she is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. When my time comes let it be said about me that I was a great patriot, a humanitarian, and a loyal friend - provided,of course, that I am really dead. Do not be mistaken by my views on self defense and pre-emptive measures, I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. When I do my reading, I often think that some men are alive only because it is against the law to kill them. If you do however choose to kill them consider this: If you are going to kill somebody, it doesn't hurt to be polite to them. After your death you will be what you were before your birth. As we all face our struggles and continue on this journey we call life, we must remember that madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups,parties,nations, and Empires it is the rule. Some of you hearing my words today may think I am insane and perhaps I am but who of us is not? I dare the liar that claims such a thing to step forward and name themselves so that the galaxy may see one of the many forms the deceivers and manipulators come in. For me,insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity. Insanity is the only sane reaction to an insane society. Some say that what is uttered from the heart alone, will win the hearts of others to your own. While yet others say that a little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. I don't know who is correct but let me assure you that my work will continue, that I have insured....let me also assure you when I say that I am sincere when I offer you to cast aside the shackles that have kept you enslaved in the past. Join me and the wonderful staff of CryoMed Laboratories as we embark on a grand journey through madness and chaos. We encourage creativity and hearing the ideas of all members. Our chief usefulness to humanity rests on our combining power with high purpose. Power undirected by high purpose spells calamity, and high purpose by itself is utterly useless if the power to put it into effect is lacking. So, please, join us today and help change the galaxy....for the better. Peace by any means necessary, Korvas Varik Infinite is the number of fools. Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it |
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