This corpse has been sitting there for two days rotting in the sun. This is a silly rule.
Everyone has:
Wrist watch (you know what time it is)
Opposable thumbs (you can yank, pull twist and if need be manipulate a stick)
Seriously, why even put a corpse on the ground for two days rotting and stinking up the place. I can't even pick it up and dump it some place else.
I want to pick it up!!!!! "You begin to pick up the corpse of Polaria Syn however after a second thought you decide to leave it where it lay." No I did not! I have been walking around doing nothing?
My character would most likely have BBQ this corpse over by the lava and had himself a snack. Let us role play for goodness sake.
And
If the NPCs are going to reply with inane drivel, then why please tell me why can't I reply with an insult or my own words????
Example:
Are you looking for someone?
Yes, Jabba The Hutt. (Canned reply)
Are you looking for someone?
Yes. I am Jabba The Hutt.
Are you looking for someone?
Sir, are you listening to me?
Are you looking for someone?
Oh, it is going to be that way huh?
Are you looking for someone?
You wanna fight?
Are you looking for someone?
Yes!
Are you looking for someone?
Some half deaf fool that thinks he is funny and wants to give me a hard time, that is what I want!!!
Are you looking for someone?
I'm leaving. Do you all hear this guy? ..... See. See. They think you are annoying too. (My character waits) That is it I challenge you to a blink off!! I got eyes man and I know how to use 'em. You ready deaf man? (We go at it. Two enemies. The crowd is amazed! It is EPIC!!! Hours later the two are still there! Han Solo enter the room. (My character blinks) Han says:
Someone please listen to poor Neposlusan. He is walking without a voice, opposable thumbs or a simple pen knife.
1 Year 13 Day 85, 19:24 You have begun walking in city at (1, 8) heading to (0, 7).
2 Year 13 Day 85, 19:24 You gained 2 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (1, 8)
3 Year 13 Day 85, 19:15 You have begun walking in city at (3, 8) heading to (1, 8).
4 Year 13 Day 85, 18:37 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (3, 8)
5 Year 13 Day 85, 18:33 You have begun walking in city at (4, 8) heading to (3, 8).
6 Year 13 Day 85, 18:32 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (4, 8)
7 Year 13 Day 85, 18:28 You have begun walking in city at (5, 8) heading to (4, 8).
8 Year 13 Day 85, 18:27 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (5, 8)
9 Year 13 Day 85, 18:22 You have begun walking in city at (6, 8) heading to (5, 8).
10 Year 13 Day 85, 18:16 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (6, 8)
11 Year 13 Day 85, 18:11 You have begun walking in city at (7, 8) heading to (6, 8).
12 Year 13 Day 85, 18:08 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (7, 8)
13 Year 13 Day 85, 18:03 You have begun walking in city at (8, 7) heading to (7, 8).
14 Year 13 Day 85, 18:03 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (8, 7)
15 Year 13 Day 85, 17:59 You have begun walking in city at (9, 6) heading to (8, 7).
16 Year 13 Day 85, 17:58 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (9, 6)
17 Year 13 Day 85, 17:54 You have begun walking in city at (10, 6) heading to (9, 6).
18 Year 13 Day 85, 17:52 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (10, 6)
19 Year 13 Day 85, 17:47 You have begun walking in city at (11, 6) heading to (10, 6).
20 Year 13 Day 85, 17:44 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (11, 6)
21 Year 13 Day 85, 17:39 You have begun walking in city at (12, 6) heading to (11, 6).
22 Year 13 Day 85, 17:34 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (12, 6)
23 Year 13 Day 85, 17:29 You have begun walking in city at (11, 6) heading to (12, 6).
24 Year 13 Day 85, 12:06 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (11, 6)
25 Year 13 Day 85, 12:01 You have begun walking in city at (10, 6) heading to (11, 6).
26 Year 13 Day 85, 12:01 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (10, 6)
27 Year 13 Day 85, 11:56 You have begun walking in city at (9, 6) heading to (10, 6).
28 Year 13 Day 85, 11:56 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (9, 6)
29 Year 13 Day 85, 11:51 You have begun walking in city at (8, 7) heading to (9, 6).
30 Year 13 Day 84, 15:04 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (8, 7)
31 Year 13 Day 84, 14:59 You have begun walking in city at (8, 6) heading to (8, 7).
32 Year 13 Day 84, 14:57 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (0, 8)
33 Year 13 Day 84, 14:52 You have begun walking in city at (0, 9) heading to (0, 8).
34 Year 13 Day 84, 14:52 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (0, 9)
35 Year 13 Day 84, 14:47 You have begun walking in city at (0, 8) heading to (0, 9).
36 Year 13 Day 84, 14:26 You gained 10 XP with the following message: Aborted walking in city at (10, 6)
37 Year 13 Day 84, 13:41 You have begun walking in city at (0, 8) heading to (21, 9).
38 Year 13 Day 84, 12:32 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (0, 8)
39 Year 13 Day 84, 12:28 You have begun walking in city at (1, 8) heading to (0, 8).
40 Year 13 Day 84, 12:27 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (1, 8)
41 Year 13 Day 84, 12:23 You have begun walking in city at (2, 8) heading to (1, 8).
42 Year 13 Day 84, 12:23 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (2, 8)
43 Year 13 Day 84, 12:19 You have begun walking in city at (3, 8) heading to (2, 8).
44 Year 13 Day 84, 0:45 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (3, 8)
45 Year 13 Day 84, 0:41 You have begun walking in city at (4, 8) heading to (3, 8).
46 Year 13 Day 84, 0:41 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (4, 8)
47 Year 13 Day 84, 0:36 You have begun walking in city at (5, 9) heading to (4, 8).
48 Year 13 Day 84, 0:36 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (5, 9)
49 Year 13 Day 84, 0:32 You have begun walking in city at (5, 10) heading to (5, 9).
50 Year 13 Day 84, 0:30 You gained 1 XP with the following message: Finished walking in city at (5, 10)
I, Neposlusan, being of sound mind and body; do hereby bequeath all of my worldly possessions to whom ever my find my starving body. It has been two days and I have not been able to eat or drink. I believe that I was once able to manipulate objects and to do more than walk aimlessly. I believe that I will die here. As I am writing this I am walking toward a tavern. I pray that I will be able to communicate and even DO. If I am unable, then I will brave the outskirts of this accursed place.
I will leave a second note at the edge of the city.
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I will leave the city. To any that find this I have gone into the wastes. Pray for me. PS. My body doesn't have a knife. My KINGDOM FOR A KNIFE!!!
Edited By: Neposlusan Odathuru on Year 13 Day 85 20:03