** Your Holovid flickers to life and the Seal of the Empire appears before fading into a symbol that is somewhat unfamiliar to you **



** The Seal of Majestic 12's Internal Affairs department is clearly visible yet the visibility of the insignia is no reflection on your level of knowledge of the department which has long been shrowded in mystery. The insignia finally fades and the camera reveals a smart office aboard a Star Destroyer in which sits an equally smart officer decorated with medals. **



"Greetings Citizens of the Galaxy. I am Captain Bach, director of Majestic 12 and servant of the Sith.

I come before you today to bring you news on the very latest in information gathering techniques. Gone are the days of high tech surveillance and espionage equipment. Gone are the days of intricate operations. Gone are the days of massive strategic planning. Arrived are the days of.. being a known terrorist and asking your enemy for information.

Teniel Djo, the narcisistic pirate and leader of the Malebranch group, has appointed herself as 'Secret Agent of [the Emperor]'. Now, despite being a common and well-known enemy of the Galactic Empire, 'Secret Agent' Djo approached members of the Galactic Empire attempting to attain information. Imperials Officers weren't born on Kashyyyk and therefore have enough intellectual capacity to know that a public enemy is not and will never be an Agent of the Emperor. I apologise if you were expecting otherwise, Teniel.

Still, it did amuse me briefly. At least I can rest easy in my quarters tonight knowing that we really have nothing to worry about when it comes to Teniel Djo and the Malebranch fleet's intelligence operations.. "

** Bach chuckles under his breath as the screen fades to black **