'Welcome to the anti-Lon Lara shop' says Jake Onsai swinging his 'Death to the cow' t-shirt in front of the camera.
By now most of you know what has happened to renketsu and some will know what is happening but we need funds to support this so take a look at our stock:
The 'Death to the cow'T-Shirt:12,000 credits
A wallet made of Bantha hide we ripped from the seats before we left and a small picture of lara with a knife through her back: 5000 credits
A custom keyring with you shooting lara through the head: 1000 credits
Please send all the money to Jake Onsai which i will count and then forward to bren who will put the credits to making 'The Corporate Alliance'
Thank you(:P to Lara)
Jake Onsai
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Welcome to the Galactic News Service
Hacked by:
Jake Onsai,
Freelance
Date: Year 6 Day 3 Onboard the Y-Wing RT Alpha 2 in system Dar'Or (-300, -40).
Date: Year 6 Day 3 Onboard the Y-Wing RT Alpha 2 in system Dar'Or (-300, -40).
Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 168: After widespread accusations of corruption by BlueFire Mining in Mysterious Asteroid 51324's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 167: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of Vagran I Companion have relented and agreed to allow Bounty Hunters Guild to govern them.
Year 25 Day 167: Kolohe Mining Group MK2 has wrested control of Kheedar I away from Bounty Hunters Guild after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 167: With a super-majority of planetary legislators comfortably in pocket, Bounty Hunters Guild has all but assumed control of Vagran, previously governed by Kolohe Mining Group MK2.
Year 25 Day 167: Bounty Hunters Guild has wrested control of Vagran I away from Kolohe Mining Group MK2 after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 167: Board members of Bounty Hunters Guild have bought majority shares in the treasury, infrastructure, and major planetary corporations on Vagran II, effectively giving them more power than Kolohe Mining Group MK2 who previously governed the world.
Year 25 Day 167: While their coup has been condemned by many across the galaxy, Bounty Hunters Guild has formed a government and assumed control of Xyquine III, replacing Kolohe Mining Group MK2.
Year 25 Day 167: Now that Kolohe Mining Group MK2 controls the vast majority of Kheedar Companion’s economy, its leadership has come to be seen as the real authority on the planet instead of Bounty Hunters Guild.
Year 25 Day 167: The ruling classes on Kheedar have lost confidence in Bounty Hunters Guild to govern their world effectively and have instead appealed to Kolohe Mining Group MK2 for leadership.
Year 25 Day 166: Amid the screams of terror, and due to the uncertain nature of things, Linkin Bark has retreated back to their Shuttle and are postponing their concert until Y25 D173 at 19:30 CGT
Year 25 Day 166: Zooksgad! An explosion has been detected at Noctis' Taco Research Laboratory on Gasteroid. Massive biological and gravitational anomalies are lighting up sensors across the Bright Jewel system.
Year 25 Day 165: Black Hawk Mining was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 165: Crimson Dawn, holding numerous systems, today claimed their independence. Crimson Dawn is now recognized in the Galaxy as a legal government.
