On board one of the several newly commissioned and retrofitted ARN Acclimators, The Commissioner of the Antarian Rangers lets out a laugh at the recent posts at "attempted" undermining of the noble work of the police and investigation group by a mere child. Sending a text message as not to openly laugh at the on camera, the following message is sent via holocom.
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To: Young Ethan Stone
Thankyou for your attempted grandstanding by sending such a colorful message to the public. I understand you could not reach the control of the holocommunicator and had to have your babysitter send it for you.
No dont fear, The Antarian Rangers do not prosecute kiddies, Im sure your Home schooled teacher nannydroid can explain the bigger words to you with a various assortment of puppets right after nap time. We do not have plans for a youth detention center as our ever expanding membership has real work to do.
We have consulted with our medical technician and hes has prescribed the following.
1) Less intake of red jawajuice
2) make a friend and if that fails again get a pet.
3) get lots of sunshine and batha milk
Please accept the toy ray gun and plastic badge we are couriering to you via intergalactic transport.
with happy smiles, elbow macarroni and glitter
Uncie Choib
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Guest
Welcome to the Galactic News Service
Posted by:
Choibacco Antaria,
The Antarian Rangers
Date: Year 0 Day 1 Onboard the Acclamator Assault Ship ARN Black Star in system
Date: Year 0 Day 1 Onboard the Acclamator Assault Ship ARN Black Star in system
Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 175: Gadzooks! Scouts have discovered the system Arvala at location (330, -260).
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: Gasteroid impacts Ord Mantell, takes down shields, and leaves massive crater. It is reported that there were minimal casualties, and that rescue efforts are now underway. The government of Ord Mantell has declared an emergency.
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: GASTEROID IMPACT INTO ORD MANTELL IS IMMINENT -- IF YOU HAVE NOT CLEARED THE AREA, DO SO QUICKLY. ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVIZED TO SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY
Year 25 Day 175: Gasteroid’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t Quests.
Year 25 Day 175: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office, Galactic Empire has now assumed complete control of Abregado-san.
Year 25 Day 175: With the brutal civil war that has consumed Abregado-san in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize Galactic Empire as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 175: Jabiim Consortium has been renamed to Menagerie. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
Year 25 Day 174: BREAKING: Gasteroid has slipped between Geod'n and Diamxi. None dare predict where it will end up. Ord Mantell has raised its planetary shields to maximum power and Gasteroid authorities are starting a mass evacuation at D175 0:00.
Year 25 Day 174: Jarwen`faar Kruder, the leader of Jabiim Consortium was replaced today by Damyo Kruder.
Year 25 Day 173: Amidst the tremors and gravitational anomalies, Linkin Bark performed tonight on Gasteroid as a part of their Twin Suns tour for a record crowd of nearly 950 sentients, setting a new all-time record! Rumor has it that they are donating leaves as a reward for attending!
Year 25 Day 173: BREAKING: Astronomers have measured the changes in Gasteroid's velocity and course. The probability of a collision with Ord Mantell or one of its moons - Geod'n, Diamxi or Quantxi - is considered high. Authorities are not urging an evacuation yet...
