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Malebranche fears the worst!
Posted by: Teniel Djo, Malebranche Fleet Delta
Date: Year 5 Day 163 Onboard the YT-510 Gr
Recent rumours have alighted suggesting that the Emperor himself, using his supreme knowledge of the force, has supplanted the mind of the leader of the New Republic, Avatar. These suspicions appear confirmed last night, as Avatar's mind seemed to be supplanted by Mr Vodo Bonnyass himself, in making an ill-informed GNS message.



It is unknown at this time whether it was a temporary loss of his mental facilities, or perhaps a more dehabilitating state of affairs for the leader of the RA, but it certainly reflected poorly on the Rebels serving beneath him. Teniel Djo, leader of one of Malebranche's fleets and former leader of Eidola could not say for certain whether the Jedi had simply imagined that he had wormholed onto her ship and destroyed the fighters, or if she had somehow using her own hitherto unknown magical powers, reknit their atoms and reformed the fighters in her docking bay after he left. However, at the time of this posting, Miss Djo assured us that all the ships were still still secure aboard her ship, and could be found for auction HERE



As a future precaution, lest Avatar decide to actually physically re-enact his dream sequence, in addition to the auto-selfDestruct and legions of pirates aboard every one of her ships, for just such an emergency, Teniel announced this morning that all rooms in her ships will bear the following doorhanger.


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Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 163: The citizenry of Atraken C today welcomed a new regime. Sons of Turul successfully convinced inhabitants that they can lead the world to prosperity.
Year 25 Day 162: Voracity Aesculapian was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 162: Zeet-ish`Tchizik was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 161: Endara Mining Corporation was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 161: Deep Space Shipwrights was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 161: With the brutal civil war that has consumed Atraken C in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize Sons of Turul as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on Corvanni II.
Year 25 Day 161: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office, Hapes Consortium has now assumed complete control of H'ratth.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on Corvanni V, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on Corvanni VI.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on Corvanni I.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on Celebul, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on Corvanni IV, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium has wrested control of Corvanni III away from Endara Mining Corporation after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 161: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on Corvanni V, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that Endara Mining Corporation remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 161: With the brutal civil war that has consumed Corvanni VI in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize Endara Mining Corporation as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 161: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on H'ratth, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that Endara Mining Corporation remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by Endara Mining Corporation in Corvanni II's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by Endara Mining Corporation in Corvanni I's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of Celebul away from Endara Mining Corporation, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 161: Corvanni IV’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t Endara Mining Corporation.