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Turning the tables
Hacked by: Thraken Solo, Freelance
Date: Year 6 Day 62 Onboard the CR-90 Assassin-class Corvette Lothl
A shocking message was broadcast from an Eidola capital ship a day ago, now being released by the GNS trade commission for public viewing after being screened for possible anti-imperial sentiment. After our last incident with an Eidola transmission, a delay was implemented as a safety precaution to prevent our transmitting stations from spontaneous combustion. Hello, my name is Holly Rogetta, reporting out of Alderaan for the Galactic News Service.


The transmission reveals that this is the second Eidola abduction in as many days, this time striking a blow at one of the more popular bounty hunting factions. An informant inside Shirak, following this announcement, admitted that they indeed had their sights set on cashing in the fifteen million credit bounty on popular religious scholar Thraken Solo, put out by the Imperial Remnant for anti-imperial sentiment. Thankfully, that type of material is now screened so you, the viewer, don't have to worry about having opinions opposing the one true galactic government tarring your freedom of choice.


The message Professor Solo sent to the Shirak leadership is as follows:


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It is obvious from the wording of his message that the one-time Sith sympathizes with the bounty hunters predicament, but feels that a line needs to be drawn on the matter. Having turned away from public life, Professor Solos accomplishments have been slim of late. His religious works have been largely banned by the Galactic Commission of Higher Religion and Moral Sentiment but he still has a small clique of followers, only numbering in the greater portion of people residing in the known universe.


We have not received word from the Shirak Bounty Hunters yet regarding the abduction of their second in command.


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