A metre-high black spider-droid with a jar containing a brain hanging from the main body appears on the screen. There is a speaker attached to the main body along with several other attachments. In the background you can see a computer console and some humans making faces and waving their hands to try and catch your attention. A small light on the droid's speaker turns on, and the droid speaks.

"Greetings all. I am currently a freelance B'omarr Monk, and I have requested permission to join Triton Dynamics. Anyway, enough about that. I am currently inside the brilliant Moonlight Caf