**** A Kaminoan appears on the holo-projector****
Welcome to another edition of the Galactic news. Earlier this week, Governor Keibak Aruu has hired his first squad of police officers for the planet Dathomir. The first squad will be placed in the city of Aruu II.
The Governor has hired several officers and detectives to protect the city under the command of Lando Mixoplek. The newly appointed Captain had this to say: "I promise you and the governor and all citizens of Dathomir that there will be Law and Order here!"
Reports also indicate the Governor Aruu has also hired witch hunters to find and capture and hopefully reform all Nightsister tribes still left on Dathomir. The governor comments: "Good news is we have captured a tribe of six Nightsisters and their leader already. This is a good sign of things to come. We hope we can help these beings reform into normal citizens of society. The search still continues for all the other tribes and I am certain we will make this planet 100% safe again."
When asked about the type of security established, Governor Aruu said: "My police force consists of Noghri, Wookie, Gamoriens, and Trandoshans. These beings are very strong and able and especially loyal. They will help keep the peace on the planet. As far as the Nightsisters in custody... We had to place them in Universal Energy cages so that they do not use their force powers on us."
With reports like these, the planet Dathomir certainly looks like its heading in the right direction.
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Date: Year 5 Day 363 Onboard the YT-2000 The Executioner at galactic position (-227, 82).
Date: Year 5 Day 363 Onboard the YT-2000 The Executioner at galactic position (-227, 82).
Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 168: After widespread accusations of corruption by BlueFire Mining in Mysterious Asteroid 51324's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 167: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of Vagran I Companion have relented and agreed to allow Bounty Hunters Guild to govern them.
Year 25 Day 167: Kolohe Mining Group MK2 has wrested control of Kheedar I away from Bounty Hunters Guild after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 167: With a super-majority of planetary legislators comfortably in pocket, Bounty Hunters Guild has all but assumed control of Vagran, previously governed by Kolohe Mining Group MK2.
Year 25 Day 167: Bounty Hunters Guild has wrested control of Vagran I away from Kolohe Mining Group MK2 after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 167: Board members of Bounty Hunters Guild have bought majority shares in the treasury, infrastructure, and major planetary corporations on Vagran II, effectively giving them more power than Kolohe Mining Group MK2 who previously governed the world.
Year 25 Day 167: While their coup has been condemned by many across the galaxy, Bounty Hunters Guild has formed a government and assumed control of Xyquine III, replacing Kolohe Mining Group MK2.
Year 25 Day 167: Now that Kolohe Mining Group MK2 controls the vast majority of Kheedar Companion’s economy, its leadership has come to be seen as the real authority on the planet instead of Bounty Hunters Guild.
Year 25 Day 167: The ruling classes on Kheedar have lost confidence in Bounty Hunters Guild to govern their world effectively and have instead appealed to Kolohe Mining Group MK2 for leadership.
Year 25 Day 166: Amid the screams of terror, and due to the uncertain nature of things, Linkin Bark has retreated back to their Shuttle and are postponing their concert until Y25 D173 at 19:30 CGT
Year 25 Day 166: Zooksgad! An explosion has been detected at Noctis' Taco Research Laboratory on Gasteroid. Massive biological and gravitational anomalies are lighting up sensors across the Bright Jewel system.
Year 25 Day 165: Black Hawk Mining was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 165: Crimson Dawn, holding numerous systems, today claimed their independence. Crimson Dawn is now recognized in the Galaxy as a legal government.
