 Greetings Citizens of the Galaxy. It is with great pleasure that I announce the first inter-galactic Wookie Hunt and Safari. The Bastion Soap Factory and the Kessel Spice Miners Union are proud to sponsor the first annual Wookie Hunt and Safari. The Wookie Hunt and Safari will take place on the planet Kashyyyk next week. The licenses will be available for hunting in the southern hemisphere of Kashyyyk, where wild, uneducated Wookie are known to roam. Imperial Game and Wild Life officials even have documented accounts of an albino Wookie buck, known among locals as "Whitey", eating trash from a dumpster at one of the unofficial hunting camp sites. The Imperial Game and Wild Life department will release 10 Wookie hunting license for this hunt. The cost for each license is 150,000 credits. The license will allow you to bag and tag one wild wookie from the southern hemisphere of Kashyyyk. The hunter that bags the largest Wookie will win a YT-510 and a gift certificate for a free "stuff and mount" at a Coruscant taxidermy. The Imperial Game and Wild Life department is looking for additional corporate and private sponsors. A sponsor will not only get their name associated with this very important hunt, designed to thin the wild and uneducated Wookie population, but will receive the 1 million credits for each license fee sold under their sponsorship. Each corporate and private sponsor will be asked to provide a freighter class ship (YT-1300 and above) to the hunter that bags the largest Wookie buck. __________________________ Since Wookie hunting is not yet programmed into Darkness, this will essentially be managed as a raffle. A sponsor will be responsible for 10 license. Each license will cost a participant 150,000 credits. Each sponsor will retain the proceeds from the paid license fee. The sponsor will be asked to conduct a drawing and randomly select the winning license. The holder of that license will win the YT class freighter provided by the sponsor. Each sponsor will have to sell 10 license (or raffle tickets). The odds are 1:10. Send your inquiries to manny.flores@comcast.net.
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Welcome to the Galactic News Service
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Vodo Bonias,
Galactic Empire
Date: Year 0 Day 1 Onboard the Victory Star Destroyer I Widow Maker at galactic position (229, -264).
Date: Year 0 Day 1 Onboard the Victory Star Destroyer I Widow Maker at galactic position (229, -264).
Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 175: Gadzooks! Scouts have discovered the system Arvala at location (330, -260).
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: Gasteroid impacts Ord Mantell, takes down shields, and leaves massive crater. It is reported that there were minimal casualties, and that rescue efforts are now underway. The government of Ord Mantell has declared an emergency.
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: GASTEROID IMPACT INTO ORD MANTELL IS IMMINENT -- IF YOU HAVE NOT CLEARED THE AREA, DO SO QUICKLY. ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVIZED TO SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY
Year 25 Day 175: Gasteroid’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t Quests.
Year 25 Day 175: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office, Galactic Empire has now assumed complete control of Abregado-san.
Year 25 Day 175: With the brutal civil war that has consumed Abregado-san in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize Galactic Empire as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 175: Jabiim Consortium has been renamed to Menagerie. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
Year 25 Day 174: BREAKING: Gasteroid has slipped between Geod'n and Diamxi. None dare predict where it will end up. Ord Mantell has raised its planetary shields to maximum power and Gasteroid authorities are starting a mass evacuation at D175 0:00.
Year 25 Day 174: Jarwen`faar Kruder, the leader of Jabiim Consortium was replaced today by Damyo Kruder.
Year 25 Day 173: Amidst the tremors and gravitational anomalies, Linkin Bark performed tonight on Gasteroid as a part of their Twin Suns tour for a record crowd of nearly 950 sentients, setting a new all-time record! Rumor has it that they are donating leaves as a reward for attending!
Year 25 Day 173: BREAKING: Astronomers have measured the changes in Gasteroid's velocity and course. The probability of a collision with Ord Mantell or one of its moons - Geod'n, Diamxi or Quantxi - is considered high. Authorities are not urging an evacuation yet...
