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Last night, the pleas of the hungry children on the holovids finally reached the ears of the generous, and coincidentally wealthy, denizens of the Corporate Sector. In a sudden burst of kind-hearted charitable goodness, they immediately commed our volunteer staffline, pledging to donate every cent, totalling approximately 750 million credits, to help the cause of the starving children.
Rumours abound however, that these were not actually starving children at all, rather they were the infamous group of Bruce Spear, Michael Palin and Connie Booth dressed up as cute hapless children. An investigation into 7054 allegations of fraud by members of Malebranche Fleet Delta is currently underway by their internal security service, "Eidola", which is expected to find them innocent on all counts.
If you, or someone you love, have any possible information relating to these 7054 allegations of fraud, or wish to apply as a claimant against these figures, please eMail complaints@thepiratethreat.com with a complete record of your history with these notorious figures.
Year 25 Day 175: Gadzooks! Scouts have discovered the system
Arvala at location (330, -260).
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: Gasteroid impacts
Ord Mantell, takes down shields, and leaves massive crater. It is reported that there were minimal casualties, and that rescue efforts are now underway. The government of Ord Mantell has declared an emergency.
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: GASTEROID IMPACT INTO ORD MANTELL IS IMMINENT -- IF YOU HAVE NOT CLEARED THE AREA, DO SO QUICKLY. ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVIZED TO SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY
Year 25 Day 175: Gasteroid’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t
Quests.
Year 25 Day 175: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office,
Galactic Empire has now assumed complete control of
Abregado-san.
Year 25 Day 175: With the brutal civil war that has consumed
Abregado-san in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize
Galactic Empire as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 175: Jabiim Consortium has been renamed to
Menagerie. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
Year 25 Day 174: BREAKING: Gasteroid has slipped between Geod'n and Diamxi. None dare predict where it will end up. Ord Mantell has raised its planetary shields to maximum power and Gasteroid authorities are starting a mass evacuation at D175 0:00.
Year 25 Day 174: Jarwen`faar Kruder, the leader of
Jabiim Consortium was replaced today by
Damyo Kruder.
Year 25 Day 173: Amidst the tremors and gravitational anomalies, Linkin Bark performed tonight on Gasteroid as a part of their Twin Suns tour for a record crowd of nearly 950 sentients, setting a new all-time record! Rumor has it that they are donating leaves as a reward for attending!
Year 25 Day 173: BREAKING: Astronomers have measured the changes in Gasteroid's velocity and course. The probability of a collision with Ord Mantell or one of its moons - Geod'n, Diamxi or Quantxi - is considered high. Authorities are not urging an evacuation yet...
Year 25 Day 172: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Rebel Alliance in
Clak'dor VI Remnants's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
