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Tales from GalaxyFest - Part Six
Posted by: Lahasa Fy, Shili Free Press
Date: Year 21 Day 272 Onboard the Jubilee Wheel Jubilee Wheel in system Bright Jewel (-5, 185).

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This Tales from Galaxy Fest contains short reader-reported sightings of celebrities, diplomats, and moguls out and about at Galaxy Fest.  Sometimes these stars were behaving badly, but were generally just observed going about their daily lives. These notes were deemed entertaining, but not worthy of a full story. These items have also not been fully verified by Shili Free Press and are intended for entertainment purposes only. For additional details please ask in our comments section located here: Shili Free Press Forums


Aboard the Prosperity during the Viceroy’s Party, Anax Noctru, the leader of Byblos Drive Yards, was observed flying around the observation deck in nothing but a jetpack while carrying a bottle of the viceroy’s finest vintage.


Dac PartyboiDac highDac Kain, Leader of the Mecrosa Conglomerate was allegedly one of Boo Grams the Clown’s best customers.  This allegation is primarily based on some of Dac's observed behavoir at the Festival.

He was caught by one parton as he was staring at a purple balloon looking perplexed in a state of enhanced euphoria.  When challeneged about his actions, he claimed to be contemplating the very nature of existence .

He also allegedly showed up to the Viceroy’s party while apparently under the influence of some behavior altering substance.  We received this image from the party, but could not confirm its authenticity.

 


Despite her fearsome reputation, perhaps Syn has a softer side these days?

No less than 4 individuals have claimed that the Pirate-Queen allowed them to touch, grab or caress her buttocks on Bright-Jewel.


Kez at WorkThere were many reports of famous individuals, many of which are more noted for dastardly deeds, assisting lost children in finding their parents throughout the Festival.  These kind deeds set a hopful tone during the Event.

However, not every individual helping the children was entirely altruistic in their intents.  A few attendees berated the parents for losing their children in the crowd.  Some had different intentions, such as Kez Aak of Endless Endeavors, who was photographed by a loyal reader at a time when he seemed to be more interested in finding the mother of one of those children rather than helping to reuniting them.   

 

 


Prince Arthur von Kaldreon of the Sith Imperium proposed to his Girlfriend Nari Noble at the Galfest. She reportedly said yes.


Child ArtsThe effort put forth into saving the lost children was not in vain.  One of these lost children, specifically, has been identified and hailed as an up and coming art prodigy. 

Some critics have even hailed her work as visionary and she has even been touted by some in the industry as perhaps becoming the next Euna Miriel.  Going from lost child to galactic art phenomenon is a major rise.

This newly celebrated young artist created this masterpiece image of the early days of the Galaxy Fest celebrations. 

 

 


Noted Jawa clan leader Jic Uiji is known for his antics that seem odd to non Jawa-kin. During the fesitval, he was seen on board no less than 2 ships (which he does not own, legally), where he would set up a small camp, including setting up his own food and cooking station, sleeping area, and entertainment systems. It was unclear if this was a part of a Jawa territory claiming ritual, or some form of hospitality greeting.


Jedi Masters Thragg Craghorn and Russ Leman found a new use for the force. Instead of fighting evil, they were fighting hunger and boredom.  The two were managing to run a karaoke bar and grill in orbit while also attending the festival. Reviews of their efforts, however, suggest that not even the Force can make Abyssian pop music tolerable to near human races.


There have been reports of a ghost floating about the Galaxy Fest. An unworn set of camouflaged scout armor kept roaming about the Festival, apparently with no-one inside. The sight has scared many patrons and started some small scale paranormal investigations.  At this time, no conclusion has been reached, but there has been some specualtion that the armor was in fact the force ghost of a long dead rebel finally enjoying some freedom and peace.


Despite it being a free entrance, and the shuttles to the surface being heavily monitored, smuggling items and non-ticketed attendees into the Galaxy Fest became a point of pride for some, trying to smuggle in the largest or most unique Item. These included protocol droids programmed to be gambling devices, large pets like falumpasets.  An entire counterfeit balloon ring also seemed to spring up around the event.


There was a near unanimous consensus that the worst job at galaxy fest was, by far, that of the poor Ryn dentist who was called upon by Mr. Snowball when he feared Fluffy the Krayt Dragon might have a toothache. Instead it turned out that Fluffy was just irritated by a poor Aleena child that got caught in a moral after beating eaten while trying to pet Fluffy. Though emotional scarred, the child was unharmed.


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