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Benevolent Queen Takes Questionable Chance Elevating Shiftless Knaves To Perceived Legitimacy
Posted by: Ctov Shek, Celestial Heavy-Tech
Date: Year 22 Day 114 Onboard the MC-80a Star Cruiser LDS Prosthetic Conscience II in system Morobe (91, -1).

Last week a partnership agreement was formally ratified between ONE NATION UNDER JOU and CELESTIAL TRANSPORTATION ("CT");

If you have never heard of them, One Nation claimed sovereignty over the Morobe system in late Year 21. From what we can find about their history, their origins seem to be rooted in shipwright and private security industries. According to the nation’s industrial branch of government, it has been on look out for supporting worthy ventures, not only for improvement of Morobe’s economy but also betterment of galactic society; if you can believe it.

After numerous attempts to reach Countess Lilith for a comment, we’ve received the following statement from the Crown Communications Office;

“Her Lordship, by the Grace of Jou, Countess Lilith of Mobore and Vorsia Companion, is a firm believer in personal agency for pursuit of financial independence and economic growth. One Nation has full confidence in Mr. Dewback and Mr. Shek to run a successful company and bring additional prosperity to Morobe."

 

CT is one of the galaxy's numerous NFG's shoddily operated on the fringes of legitimacy, specialising in transportation services, personal protection equipment manufacturing, and built-to-order transportation equipment production. We were able to obtain a dataset of client information from their servers using fully legal and not at all underhanded means, and began making contact with some of the clients contained therein.

Most were satisfied with the CT standard of service, however we finally hit paydirt with VOBAK DAL of ULTERIOR VISIONS, whom related some details of the scandalous mishandling of an ostensibly seven day contract which required two pilots and two months; ultimately he concluded:

“While CT has great CUSTOMER service... the only thing they deliver, is not delivering on their agreed upon contract.”

This publication would like to thank MR. DAL for his valuable contribution to our continuing mission to provide hard-hitting sensational bias.

This publication would like to thank MR. DAL for his valuable contribution to our continuing mission to provide hard-hitting sensationalism.

 

Later, without disclosing the above, we spoke to President [of CT] WES DEWBACK, joining us from his ship:

"This has been a long-time goal achieved. Mr. Shek, Mr. Wrak and myself have all collaborated countless hours to make this project come together. We've had a lot of help from certain partners, the One Nation has been paramount to our success and SinnCorp station designs have been the backbone to all Celestial Heavy Technologies facilities.

We started off years ago as just a couple of guys doing transport gigs using a couple of YT-1300s to one of the largest transport companies in the galaxy, and we decided we didn't want to stop serving the galaxy at just transportation. We decided we'd like to spread the service and business we provide to including mining and salvaging as well as future raw material providers; We've made huge strides since our time piggy backing in 1300s to providing the galaxy with the best transport service and soon to be the best mining and salvaging services you can find.

We're hoping for big things in the future, and we thank everyone who helped us get here."

 

Next, we attempted to follow up with Vice President of CT, Mr. J.WRAK, however a number gonk droids on the premises interfered with our questioning until additional Gonks puzzleingly modified with weaponry, came to remove us from his office:

CT: ANTI-Speech!!?

 

At last we spoke to CTOV SHEK, noteably handsome (editors note: Mr. Shek refused to sign a release until this was included) CT early partner and fleet provider; we caught up with Mr. Shek in the new  CELESTIAL HEAVY-TECH 'Administrative Office' which was a Class-A cargo container renovated with bland office furniture; he seemed enthusiastic to receive us but was otherwise indisposed to perform a coherent interview:

A warm, although un-constructive, reception from Mr. Shek

 

[Praise the Queen] [Support gambling debts]


 

The following is a public safety announcement issued by the Crown Communications Office

Petabys Conflict Zone

With the recent discovery of the Petabys station in the northern part of the Morobe sector, there have been increased reports of conflict between various parties. Citizens of One Nation were warned to avoid travelling through the regions of deep space around the Petabys station. This warning is also extended to any and all people planning to travel to the sector. Especially to those with an anti-Imperial stance. It is assumed that the Galactic Empire, who claim jurisdiction over the sector, will patrol the deep space in proximity of the Petabys station. It is recommended to stay clear of any patrols belonging to either side of the Galactic Civil War conflict.


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