Welcome to the Galactic News Service
*You are scrolling the GNS Feeds, slowly flicking through each new little update when suddenly your screen goes blank. After a few seconds, your speakers start blaring, as a lone voice starts to emanate out of them.*
“Are you craving a little more bloodshed in your life?”
“Have you missed the chance to watch the best, most violent spectacle ever broadcast over the clearnet?”
“Well, aren’t you lucky?”
*Suddenly, the screen bursts into life once more. You see two sentients fighting in the center of a large ring, with a writhing mass of sentients behind them, shouting and screaming in delight.*
“The Galaxy’s favourite combat sport is back, and this time, it’s personal.”
*The screen cuts to a heavily zoomed in image of two Jawa’s, fighting over a pile of scrap metal. Suddenly, they come to blows, and are soon writhing on the ground, kicking up a small cloud of dust.*
“Jic Uiji. Kolomon Seph. Exemplary leaders of the Jawa community, yet the drama has been stirring for a while. Rumours have been flying around the holonet for a while now, and it all comes to a head on Day 128.
But they’re not the only ones taking to the ring. No, no. We’ve got one wonderful (and possibly quite smelly) fish fry of a match coming up! It’s Big Burgo NaKuda vs Vorian Hadal!”
*The screen cuts to a hulking Herglic towering over a smaller Selkath, before the scene ends with an audible “plop”*
“And opening the night, we have our two newest sign ups! Retan Coda will go face to face with the porcine predator himself, Lartog Ulmug!”
*The screen cuts to black with a loud mix of an oink, squeal and humanoid scream.*
“The Galacting Fighting League makes its debut on Year 22, Day 128. Won’t you come and enjoy?”
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Year 25 Day 162: Voracity Aesculapian was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 162: Zeet-ish`Tchizik was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 161: Endara Mining Corporation was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 161: Deep Space Shipwrights was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 161: With the brutal civil war that has consumed
Atraken C in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize
Sons of Turul as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that
Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on
Corvanni II.
Year 25 Day 161: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office,
Hapes Consortium has now assumed complete control of
H'ratth.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Corvanni V, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that
Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on
Corvanni VI.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that
Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on
Corvanni I.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Celebul, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Corvanni IV, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium has wrested control of
Corvanni III away from
Endara Mining Corporation after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 161: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on
Corvanni V, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that
Endara Mining Corporation remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 161: With the brutal civil war that has consumed
Corvanni VI in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize
Endara Mining Corporation as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 161: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on
H'ratth, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that
Endara Mining Corporation remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni II's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni I's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of
Celebul away from
Endara Mining Corporation, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 161: Corvanni IV’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t
Endara Mining Corporation.
Year 25 Day 161: StarDust Mining was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni II Minor A's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni II Minor B's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of
Corvanni II Minor C away from
Endara Mining Corporation, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 160: Athakam MedTech is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Abraxin Companion, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 160: Athakam MedTech is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Argai II, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 160: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of
Argai Companion have relented and agreed to allow
Athakam MedTech to govern them.
Year 25 Day 160: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of
Argai have relented and agreed to allow
Athakam MedTech to govern them.
Year 25 Day 160: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of
Abraxin Companion away from
Athakam MedTech, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 160: After a landslide vote of no confidence,
Athakam MedTech is no longer the ruling body on
Argai II.
Year 25 Day 160: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on
Argai Companion, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that
Athakam MedTech remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 160: Argai’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t
Athakam MedTech.
Year 25 Day 160: The computer aboard the Ithorian Herdship Bafforr Jubilee has reportedly experienced a malfunction causing all the room map names to become jumbled! Technical experts are attempting to correct the issue.
