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Observers in the Pentastar Alignment have unfortunately announced the return of the Moff Council, much to the annoyance of the alignment’s wider citizenry. The Moffs had abruptly departed three weeks ago, after Grander-Moff Anubis Hothyck yelled something about having located the plans for long-lost Kandosii-type dreadnaughts and that it should be a top priority to retrieve them. “These dreadnoughts would greatly strengthen our prestige amongst citizens of the galaxy” the Grander-Moff had declared, shortly before awarding himself a new medal for pursuing opportunism.
Our journalist caught up with the Lesser Moff Dane Star for further information on what had left the Alignment without a government for over three weeks:
“Well, you see, it’s been a long term goal of the Pentastar Alignment to establish our military production capacity… but due to various coups and subsequent freezing of researchers in carbonite we haven’t yet fully achieved our goal.”
“Did you achieve your goal?”
“Well… there was far more Jawa than reported at the location and no one realised this at the time but Jawa are surprisingly…”
The Lessers Moff’s regulation datapad began beeping.
“I’m afraid the details are now classified.”
“I see. You’re also wounded – what happened to you?”
“Nothing, just a little friendly fire that I’m certain was not in any way an attempt to assassinate me.”
Asteroid Mining represents the backbone of the Pentastar Economy
Since returning from their absence, the Moff Council has also agreed to begin liquidating a portion of their mineral reserves. “Although the economy of the Alignment consistently grows at exactly 15% per year, regardless of galactic circumstances and despite my careful management, it is clear there may be a shortage of galactic credits. Although the Alignment has released its own currency, when trading with outside we tend to find others reject our superior, more stable, credit” the Grander Moff declared. “In accordance with this, I have instructed our logistics department to cease charging for delivery services in outer-rim sectors, so that the galaxy may see our benevolence. Please contact your local consulate.”
Year 25 Day 163: The citizenry of
Atraken C today welcomed a new regime.
Sons of Turul successfully convinced inhabitants that they can lead the world to prosperity.
Year 25 Day 162: Voracity Aesculapian was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 162: Zeet-ish`Tchizik was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 161: Endara Mining Corporation was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 161: Deep Space Shipwrights was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 161: With the brutal civil war that has consumed
Atraken C in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize
Sons of Turul as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that
Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on
Corvanni II.
Year 25 Day 161: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office,
Hapes Consortium has now assumed complete control of
H'ratth.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Corvanni V, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that
Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on
Corvanni VI.
Year 25 Day 161: After reports of military and political leadership on their payroll, most analysts suggest that
Hapes Consortium is the de facto power on
Corvanni I.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Celebul, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Corvanni IV, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 161: Hapes Consortium has wrested control of
Corvanni III away from
Endara Mining Corporation after a shocking election season that has left analysts puzzled.
Year 25 Day 161: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on
Corvanni V, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that
Endara Mining Corporation remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 161: With the brutal civil war that has consumed
Corvanni VI in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize
Endara Mining Corporation as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 161: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on
H'ratth, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that
Endara Mining Corporation remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni II's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni I's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of
Celebul away from
Endara Mining Corporation, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 161: Corvanni IV’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t
Endara Mining Corporation.
Year 25 Day 161: StarDust Mining was dissolved today.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni II Minor A's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Endara Mining Corporation in
Corvanni II Minor B's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 161: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of
Corvanni II Minor C away from
Endara Mining Corporation, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 160: Athakam MedTech is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Abraxin Companion, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 160: Athakam MedTech is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Argai II, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 160: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of
Argai Companion have relented and agreed to allow
Athakam MedTech to govern them.
Year 25 Day 160: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of
Argai have relented and agreed to allow
Athakam MedTech to govern them.
Year 25 Day 160: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of
Abraxin Companion away from
Athakam MedTech, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 160: After a landslide vote of no confidence,
Athakam MedTech is no longer the ruling body on
Argai II.
Year 25 Day 160: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on
Argai Companion, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that
Athakam MedTech remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 160: Argai’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t
Athakam MedTech.