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Greetings Sentients everywhere.. We have received the following statement about “Slice of the Hutt's Emporium” from their CEO Zoltan Grubb the Hutt.
"Bo Shuda Ohta su marvalic plesodor"
*translator clicks in*
It is time to make our next move in the galaxy and spread the word to the public on this exciting endeavor. After considering quite some venues it is only logical I had taken interest in a company who had already lots of experience with dealing in Hutt tastes. A rebranding was in order for “Outer Rim Supply” to differentiate our services from similar enterprises and mostly since we’ll be focussing on more than just the Outer Rim Regions. As I Zoltan “Pizza” Grubb the Hutt take my heritage most seriously I feel I can be of service to more than just the Hutt species. Centuries in tasting flavours, one more exotic than the other it will be an honour to bring forth a quality of manufacturing the galaxy has rarely experienced.
As an rebranding launch promotion “Slice of the Hutt's Emporium” has selected the round pizza’esque shape of the YT-2000 to be the first official produce to hit the market with an excellent pricing affordable for all out there in need for the quickest delivery service out there and get a tast longing for more. In that regard, our business will be focused on returning customers and the only way we achieve this is by an unsurpassed service and sharp pricing, as I’m sure our customer survey’s will prove. Naturally, in combination with our award winning Pizza Menus you’ll soon be revisiting our various HUB’s. Come for the Pizza’s and get a slice of profit whilst negotiating and you’ll stay hungry for more.
This ends the fairly short statement from this newly appointed CEO, but not totally unexpected news according to insiders:
This ambitious Hutt, known for sporting a red flamboyant hat during social events had already made the list of "Most Famous Hutt" since Y22. Some claim his notoriety rose due to his Banquet of the Undying, an exclusive service rendering palliative care program where he specialised in helping sentients cope with the afterlife.
Amongst his clientèle are Hutt's off course, but there have been reports also of a retired rear Admiral of the 2nd Fleet and even notorious smugglers have been noticed in his company. Non-believers of the niche business had already been silenced by the rate in which this Hutt with the red Hat garnered his clients. As even his latest client 'Dol Ka', the renowned Kel Dorian chose for the fiery embrace of the Kinyen Sun in his favourite YT-510 and appointed Mr. Grubb to take over his armada upon his demise.
Year 25 Day 160: Athakam MedTech is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Abraxin Companion, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 160: Athakam MedTech is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on
Argai II, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 160: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of
Argai Companion have relented and agreed to allow
Athakam MedTech to govern them.
Year 25 Day 160: After bitter negotiations, the citizens of
Argai have relented and agreed to allow
Athakam MedTech to govern them.
Year 25 Day 160: A coalition of populist movements have wrested control of
Abraxin Companion away from
Athakam MedTech, promising to keep the world autonomous and free of off-world influence.
Year 25 Day 160: After a landslide vote of no confidence,
Athakam MedTech is no longer the ruling body on
Argai II.
Year 25 Day 160: Multiple candidates have declared victory in the recent planet-wide elections on
Argai Companion, pushing the world toward a civil war. It is clear that
Athakam MedTech remains the governing power in name only.
Year 25 Day 160: Argai’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t
Athakam MedTech.
Year 25 Day 160: The computer aboard the Ithorian Herdship Bafforr Jubilee has reportedly experienced a malfunction causing all the room map names to become jumbled! Technical experts are attempting to correct the issue.
Year 25 Day 160: Ithorians have opened HerdFest. Please keep on the grass!
Year 25 Day 159: Walalla Trade Route was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 159: Tapani Starship Cooperative was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 159: The popular band Linkin Bark is rumoured to be making an appearance during the Herd Meet. Reporters are trying to validate these claims.
Year 25 Day 159: Reports show that the Ithorians appearing everywhere have brought some
plants with them. Perhaps as a sign of why they are truly here?
Year 25 Day 158: Lux Fabricato was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 158: There have been reports of
Ithorians appearing on
Trading I and
Trading II stations as well as inside
Powered Starports. The press is waiting for comments on these sudden appearances...
Year 25 Day 158: Tyr Kratos, the leader of
Deep Space Trading was replaced today by
Sarai Andromeda Morbus.
Year 25 Day 158: Sarai Andromeda Morbus, the leader of
Deep Space Trading was replaced today by
Tyr Kratos.
