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Malebranche condemns Jedi Thieves.
Posted by: Teniel Djo, Malebranche Fleet Delta
Date: Year 0 Day 1 Onboard the YV-666 Pyromaniac at galactic position (63, -64).
It was with a heavy heart that I read the news this morning,


disheartened to hear that nobody thought themselves as under


a moral guideline anymore. It is sad to read that perhaps the


most trusted Jedi in the entire game has stooped so low as to


betray his post in life, and become a criminal, and then attempt


to justify it as white-collar crime.


I am sorry to see that Mokbar is not the only Jedi who has abandoned his post


in life, and can only hope that Reajid Nero has the courage to defend justice


as the Jedi code demands, and enact justice on the guilty parties :(


Those who are not self-labelled criminals working in a criminal


faction such as Malebranche, Black Sun or Raptor Pirates, have


no cause for theft, and no excuse to become criminals. I only


wish that each member of the galaxy had the testicular fortitude


to obey their station in life.




Starting today, as part of a new initative, all Malebranche members


will be forbidden, on threat of expulsion, from trading with


*any member* of a non-criminal faction that harbours thieves,


until said factions arrest, execute or expel said thieves from their


fold.



At this time, all members of the following factions are under an economic


boycott, unable to reap the benefits of commerce with any Malebranche-

aligned faction.


Storm Securities


Paradox Resource Exploration


United Network Bank


Jedi Praxium





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I read the news today oh boy


About an unlucky man who made a trade;


And though the news was rather sad


the guilty man would only laugh


as he penned Ethan's epitaph.



He left on his legacy quite a mar


He didn't realise that the stakes had changed


A crowd of people stood and stared


They'd heard his name before


Nobody was really sure


But wasn't he a Jedi Councillor?



I read the news today oh boy


A thousand mourned and shed a tear,


Because one was so trusting and naive,


he thought that Jedi would not thieve


Now they know how many scars it takes to cause a man to leave.


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Year 25 Day 175: Jabiim Consortium has been renamed to Menagerie. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
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