Welcome to the Galactic News Service
** Your Holovid flickers to life and the Seal of the Empire appears before fading into a symbol that is somewhat unfamiliar to you **
** The Seal of Majestic 12's Internal Affairs department is clearly visible yet the visibility of the insignia is no reflection on your level of knowledge of the department which has long been shrowded in mystery. The insignia finally fades and the camera reveals a smart office aboard a Star Destroyer in which sits an equally smart officer decorated with medals. **
"Greetings Citizens of the Galaxy. I am Captain Bach, director of Majestic 12 and servant of the Sith.
I come before you today to bring you news on the very latest in information gathering techniques. Gone are the days of high tech surveillance and espionage equipment. Gone are the days of intricate operations. Gone are the days of massive strategic planning. Arrived are the days of.. being a known terrorist and asking your enemy for information.
Teniel Djo, the narcisistic pirate and leader of the Malebranch group, has appointed herself as 'Secret Agent of [the Emperor]'. Now, despite being a common and well-known enemy of the Galactic Empire, 'Secret Agent' Djo approached members of the Galactic Empire attempting to attain information. Imperials Officers weren't born on Kashyyyk and therefore have enough intellectual capacity to know that a public enemy is not and will never be an Agent of the Emperor. I apologise if you were expecting otherwise, Teniel.
Still, it did amuse me briefly. At least I can rest easy in my quarters tonight knowing that we really have nothing to worry about when it comes to Teniel Djo and the Malebranch fleet's intelligence operations.. "
** Bach chuckles under his breath as the screen fades to black **
Year 25 Day 175: Gadzooks! Scouts have discovered the system
Arvala at location (330, -260).
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: Gasteroid impacts
Ord Mantell, takes down shields, and leaves massive crater. It is reported that there were minimal casualties, and that rescue efforts are now underway. The government of Ord Mantell has declared an emergency.
Year 25 Day 175: CRITICAL UPDATE: GASTEROID IMPACT INTO ORD MANTELL IS IMMINENT -- IF YOU HAVE NOT CLEARED THE AREA, DO SO QUICKLY. ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVIZED TO SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY
Year 25 Day 175: Gasteroid’s economic and political situation has disintegrated into chaos, making it unclear who exactly is in charge - but it isn’t
Quests.
Year 25 Day 175: With no one left who is willing to challenge their leadership or run for planetary office,
Galactic Empire has now assumed complete control of
Abregado-san.
Year 25 Day 175: With the brutal civil war that has consumed
Abregado-san in recent months only escalating, most of the galaxy’s governments no longer recognize
Galactic Empire as the planet’s ruling body.
Year 25 Day 175: Jabiim Consortium has been renamed to
Menagerie. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
Year 25 Day 174: BREAKING: Gasteroid has slipped between Geod'n and Diamxi. None dare predict where it will end up. Ord Mantell has raised its planetary shields to maximum power and Gasteroid authorities are starting a mass evacuation at D175 0:00.
Year 25 Day 174: Jarwen`faar Kruder, the leader of
Jabiim Consortium was replaced today by
Damyo Kruder.
Year 25 Day 173: Amidst the tremors and gravitational anomalies, Linkin Bark performed tonight on Gasteroid as a part of their Twin Suns tour for a record crowd of nearly 950 sentients, setting a new all-time record! Rumor has it that they are donating leaves as a reward for attending!
Year 25 Day 173: BREAKING: Astronomers have measured the changes in Gasteroid's velocity and course. The probability of a collision with Ord Mantell or one of its moons - Geod'n, Diamxi or Quantxi - is considered high. Authorities are not urging an evacuation yet...
Year 25 Day 172: After widespread accusations of corruption by
Rebel Alliance in
Clak'dor VI Remnants's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
