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Teniel Djo softly corrects the boisterous MJ-12 leader
Posted by: Teniel Djo, Malebranche Fleet Delta
Date: Year 0 Day 1 Onboard the YV-666 needs new name in system Obroa-Skai.
a) You are using a photograph of an MJ-12 leader you claimed was murdered by Black Sun several months ago. It seems some members of your clandestine organization still do not realist that Tala Slatak is the new leader of MJ-12.
b) I, Teniel Djo, am a female. I am sorry to hear that Imperial Intelligence, and even MJ-12's own dossier on Malebranche is not exhaustive to know whether I am male or female. If it helps complete your dossiers, I am female, an Anzati fathered by Keir Santage, I grew to hate my father after he left my mother and I on Anzat, taking off for the stars. I met him several times in the years leading up to his death, during which time we sought reconciliation. I have brown shoulder-length hair, brown eyes and am currently at Obroa-Skai picking up some ships.
c) "Modern Intelligence" is a misleading headline, since the events in question, when an Star Destroyer captain was falsely given the wrong coordinates to jump to, sending his ship out of battle and out of commission for several months, happened during the Beta assault, many months ago.
d) It is spelled "Malebranche", plz update your dossiers with the correct name of the group you are monitoring.
e) What that photograph of the dead agent shows, are "ribbons", not "medals", please learn correct military terminology before trying to rule the galaxy.
f) If your Imperial Officers have such high intelligence, why would they take the word of someone who approached them for the first time that day, claiming to be a personal aide of the Emperor's, and gave them mysterious coordinates to send their warship to, when they had direct orders to engage Federation forces at Beta?
g) I notice you are aboard the Widowmaker, I am sorry to hear that you do not merit your own ship, and are instead stuck aboard Vodo's. My condolences to your ego.

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