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154

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Use your Illusion
Posted by: Zorran Black, Myorzo Weapon Systems
Date: Year 5 Day 256 Onboard the YV-666 Lottery at galactic position (330, -3).
Sources report that Eidola pirates have gone on a huge drinking binge and are suffering from delusions of grandeur, their latest so called conquest of the capture of the Myorzo Corporation employee Revaro, was the result of 3 days on the turps. Some what deluded they believed to have caught Revaro, unfortunately for them they have caught a Gammorean named Rhonda who was known to work the streets of Coruscant and to give a lonely pirate some lovin.

I can tell you with certainty that Revaro is safe and well and currently traveling in hyperspace on his way to a diplomatic meeting.

My sympathies go out to the Eidola pirates that will wake in a day or two with sore heads and a very annoyed Rhonda who will want her fee paid before she bangs some heads together and demands to be returned to her home

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Year 25 Day 154: Partisans is now widely recognized as the most likely to stabilize the situation on Mek va Uil, and has been offered aid and recognition by most of the galaxy's major powers.
Year 25 Day 153: After a landslide vote of no confidence, Partisans is no longer the ruling body on Mek va Uil.
Year 25 Day 153: Sanctuary Prime has been renamed to Partisans. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
Year 25 Day 153: Pentastar Alignment has been renamed to Echani Dominion. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
Year 25 Day 153: The Ragnar Syndicate has been renamed to The Wild Bunch. The press is still waiting for comments on the change.
Year 25 Day 153: UMC Inc was dissolved today.
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