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Special Report: Love and Imperials
Posted by: Rick Olie, Endeavor Corporation
Date: Year 5 Day 338 Onboard the YG-4210 ROS G00gle in system Pantolomin.
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----Message from: Brooks----

The latest GNS from Gabby Storm has lead to academics realizing an emerging trend, when Gabby opens her mouth, no one cares.

Indifference is the best way to describe the galactic reaction and this trend is only said to be gaining momentum.

However, following Gabbys latest post, a leak in Imperial Intel provided important information to the GNS.

This new decree is an attempt to hide the fact Gabby wants to move past friendship and date Malakai Brooks, the galactic sex icon.

It is widely believed that Malakai Brooks is way to good looking to be permanently banned from anywhere and that this ban is only temporary.
Apparently the Princess has her knickers in a knot because Brooks left yesterday morning without saying goodbye


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Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 160: Ithorians have opened HerdFest. Please keep on the grass!
Year 25 Day 159: Walalla Trade Route was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 159: Tapani Starship Cooperative was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 159: The popular band Linkin Bark is rumoured to be making an appearance during the Herd Meet. Reporters are trying to validate these claims.
Year 25 Day 159: Reports show that the Ithorians appearing everywhere have brought some plants with them. Perhaps as a sign of why they are truly here?
Year 25 Day 158: Lux Fabricato was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 158: There have been reports of Ithorians appearing on Trading I and Trading II stations as well as inside Powered Starports. The press is waiting for comments on these sudden appearances...
Year 25 Day 158: Tyr Kratos, the leader of Deep Space Trading was replaced today by Sarai Andromeda Morbus.
Year 25 Day 158: Sarai Andromeda Morbus, the leader of Deep Space Shipwrights was replaced today by Slaanesh Andromeda.
Year 25 Day 158: Slaanesh Andromeda, the leader of Deep Space Shipwrights was replaced today by Sarai Andromeda Morbus.
Year 25 Day 158: Sarai Andromeda Morbus, the leader of Deep Space Trading was replaced today by Tyr Kratos.
Year 25 Day 157: The Wild Bunch was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 25 Day 157: Port Nowhere was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.