Thank you for tuning into Galaxy Review, coming from you live from the Enigma broadcasting center, Staring Ian Cellewan!
The Enigma logo fades and the screen now shows a man in his
sixties, who starts to speak.
(Ian Cellewan) Yes, welcome to Galaxy Review, Enigmas discussion program. Discussing the hot topics that no-one else will! I am
your host, Ian Cellewan.
(Ian Cellewan) First let me introduce you to our panel members, to begin on my right hand side with Han Winter.
*the Camera focuses on a rather grumpy looking man, the man gives a slight nod*
(Ian Cellewan) Well known author of holonovels like "The Rebel Scourge", "Order trough Force", "Nerf Herding; a beginners guide" and"The ghost of Antipose X"
*The camera switches to show a young, beautiful looking Zeltron*
(Ian Cellewan) Sitting next to him, Jahni, two times winner of the Zeltronian beauty contest and freelance fashion expert.
*Jahni gives the camera a stunning smile, obviously she's had some acting experience. The view of Jahni is quickly replace as the camera focuses on an older looking Woman*
(Ian Cellewan) And on my left, a liberal voice in repressive times. Known for her long history of volunteer work; Margareth Koone!
*The camera switches again, this time showing a rather muscular looking young man
(Ian Cellewan) And finally Bren Solo, ex-shockball player,
currently spending his time on covering large sporting events.
*The camera switches one last time, now showing an overview of the Galaxy Review studio.*
(Ian Cellewan) Well that settles the introductions, lets get down to business with today's topic: Pirates, threat or freedom fighters? Han?
(Han Winter) Freedom fighters you say? I can't believe we're having this discussion! The pirates are nothing more then a bunch of murderous, thieving scum! And if it weren't for the actions of the great governments of this galaxy we would not be sitting here having this discussion, because the pirates would have already murdered us all!
(Margareth Koone) Now now Han, I think you're moving a bit to fast there. There have been wide spread reports of so called pirate groups like Eidola setting up social programs for the poor of the galaxy. Certainly that does not...
(Han Winter) Hah! Social programs!? Nothing more then recruitment programs I say, How many of those so called 'poor' people have received pirate money only to join them a few weeks later?
(Jahni) The pirates are so violent! Certainly there are other ways to earn your money? For example, that Teniel woman, she hangs out with that Egola group right? She certainly has the looks to make it in the media business, I'de just like to say to her, girl give me
a call and I'll get you set up with a great agent. With my guidance you could become a star!
*The studio turns silent for a moment as the other panel members stare at Jahni in disbelieve for a few seconds*
(Ian Cellewan) Uh.. right.. So Bren, you've remained silent so far, what's your opinion on the matter?
(Bren Solo) I think the galaxy should be more about team play, the rich helping the poor and all that. But when it's done using violence that's just plain wrong, you have to play fair you know?
(Ian Cellewan) Ok, well unfortunately we've run out of time so that concludes our discussion for this evening! Finally I would just
like to add that if you'de like to meet the stars of the show you can come visit us at the Enigma broadcasting center! We're located in Corellia, planet Drall, in the city of Meccha (2, 3) at the intersection of streets nine and eleven! Thank you all panel members for voicing your opinions and I hope to see you all next time!
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