"Hello, welcome all to 'Whose Freighter is it Anyway', the show with punchlines that'll punch you right in the face. PLease welcome our regulars Harrison Snord" - the camera zooms to the stage, wher in the first chair a man sits with a three-day-old beard grinning enthousiastically - "Cathy Fisher" - the camera shows a beautiful looking as if she ran away from a Lucin set - "Hubert Futt" - the camera show a man you have a feeling you've seen before somewhere - "and our special guest for tonight, Robin Hood!". The camera shows a figure slightly out of place, with greenish clothes and a bow on his back.
The host sits down at his table, and takes out his papers. "Ok, so Robin, where are you from?"
-"Notingham"
"Well, if you don't wanna share, no problem with me, let's just get going with our first round. All contestants stand up" - they do so - "and I want to hear from you movie titles that didn't make it."
Harrison: Dude, Where's My LANDSPEEDER? - laughter
Hubert: Gone with the WINDU. - laughter
Cathy: Revenge of the CRITICS - laughter
Robin: The Merry Men!
The audiance falls silent for a bit, now for the first time trying to locate this man.... the other comedians quickly pick in.
Hubert: SLOUCHING Wookie Hidden Ewok - laughter
Harrison: Return of the contractual OBLIGATION - laughter
Cathy: The Sith Sense - laughter
Before Robin can throw another doubtful remark, the host inteferes "OK, that was great. Hubert and Harrison, each 1000 points, Cathy you take 1500 cos you're looking good today. Now on to our next round, 'Bad Things to say to someone on their deathbed'"
Harrison: What are you gonna do with your Speederbike?
Hubert: Peekaboo!Peekaboo!Peekaboo!
Cathy: So, er, when do you think Henry will be ready to date again?
Robin: It's me, Death... just kidding!
"OK fantastic, how about 'Things you can say about your Ship, but not your girlfriend or boyfriend'"
Robin: Wow, there's room for 8 in there!
Hubert: Sure, there's been a lot of people in there, go ahead.
Harrison: It's been heavily modified.
Cathy: It's rather big isn't it?
"Ooh, sorry for your boyfriend Cathy. OK we have time for one more round... oops, no, time's up, well I guess we'll do that next time. The winner of tonight, with some emergency time bonus points, is Hubert, scoring 3000 points. All of you televoters who voted for Hubert can claim their Hubert action figure at the Confucius Broadcast Studio. Thank you for watching and see you next time!"
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