Recently, Isoldor Storm, with the help of Lindgart Adjer, false Emperor Vodo Bonias and Amilis Seamoon tried to take advantage of the out-of-character charitable acts done by the Eidola pirates, and enlisted the help of Lodger Hawk to pick up a poor moisture farmer on Tatooine, who unbeknownst to him, was actually a StormSec lackey. Of course, it wasn't long after the handcuffs were placed on Lodger that he rebelled against his attackers, and with the help of other Eidolons, physically threw the attacker out of the airlock, and escaped to safety, free from the reaches of StormSec or the Imperial Remnant...but still, it was a learning experience for Eidola, who now claim that they realise that when they act out-of-character and exhibit friendly attempts at helping those too poor to afford their own ships, they get taken advantage of.
As of today, there will be no more free rides for those in need in the galaxy, no free YT-1300s, no faction members dispatched to pick you up and bring you wherever you ask. If any of you are in need, or feel this is unfortunate, you can thank your StormSec friends led by Isoldor Storm...who knows, maybe he will pick up as many newcomers to the galaxy as Eidola has in the past years. But given his hedonistic and egotistical nature, it's unlikely that he'll give anything back to the community.
Eidola also issued a thank-you note across the Holonet earlier today, addressing the issue.
With this latest bungled attempt to capture an Eidola member, StormSec and the Imperial Remnant have proven that even they exploit a charity that is out-of-character for Eidola pirates, they still cannot manage the simplest things. Is it any wonder that Eidola has more piloted ships at Coruscant at the moment than the Remnant does? Anyway, little matter, with Vodo Bonias at the head of the Remnant, and Isoldor Storm as his lackey handling out-of-faction arrests and executions, it is clear that the galaxy will be safe to us, the pirates and criminals, for many years to come. Giving fools positions of power, prevents any intelligent and competent leader from arising and actually winning a war against piracy.
Long live the puppet emperor Vodo Bonias and his puppet apprentice Isoldor Storm! For it is through their bungled attempts worthy of the cheesiest holovid, that pirates like Eidola can continue their operations unabated!
~Teniel Djo
It remains to be seen how StormSec or the Imperial Remnant will reply to this note.
