And now we bring you a special bulletin from our friends at The Galactic Times.
The reporter, a strange looking penguin, shuffles some papers around, swigs something from a mug labeled "Pirate Rum", and begins to speak again.
With the upcoming Pod Race on Baltar, The Galactic Times has secured exclusive interviews with six of the particpating racers.
These include Banquo Knox, Micktel Solangi, and Devin Somes, among others.
These exclusive interviews can only be found on The Galactic Times holosite, which may be found at www.swc-galactictimes.net
The Galactic Times looks forward to covering the event, and wishes all racers good luck.
The penguin shuffles some more papers, swigs some more pirate rum, and looks off screen.
And now, for the galactic weather reports. Yarrrr.
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Events in Brief
Year 25 Day 173: Amidst the tremors and gravitational anomalies, Linkin Bark performed tonight on Gasteroid as a part of their Twin Suns tour for a record crowd of nearly 950 sentients, setting a new all-time record! Rumor has it that they are donating leaves as a reward for attending!
Year 25 Day 173: BREAKING: Astronomers have measured the changes in Gasteroid's velocity and course. The probability of a collision with Ord Mantell or one of its moons - Geod'n, Diamxi or Quantxi - is considered high. Authorities are not urging an evacuation yet...
Year 25 Day 172: After widespread accusations of corruption by Rebel Alliance in Clak'dor VI Remnants's elections, it is unclear who is the rightful leader of the world's government.
Year 25 Day 172: BREAKING: Astronomers are reporting to the Galactic Science Committee that the moon Gasteroid in the Bright Jewel System seems to be moving. Stay tuned for more updates!
Year 25 Day 172: Officials are receiving reports of tremors, gravitational anomalies and sinkholes from all over Gasteroid. Residents of Gasteroid note that they feel heavier and that walking anywhere takes significantly more effort than before. Scientists are researching these anomalies...
Year 25 Day 171: Authorities have declared a state of emergency on Gasteroid, setting up a blood drive in the Infested Research Centre and asking ANYONE who hasn't donated a sample of their blood to do so.
