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UFC #2 : Sathel vs ca Vella, Live on Day 280
Posted by: Fenri Bjornolf, The Skulls Swoop Gang
Date: Year 21 Day 261 Onboard the Defender-class Light Corvette Bone Collector in system Aleen (-3, 197).

(The Holoscreen cuts to a Sports Broadcast on a Local News Station)

Riding on the wave of popularity from its debut last month, the Underground Fighters Championship returns on Day 280 with UFC #2, featuring two of the biggest names in the Galaxy on the Main Card.
The Skulls Swoop Gang is again hosting viewers in their very own Bad Alibi Bar, and promise to deliver an experience like no other in the Galaxy.


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MAIN EVENT

Morgan Sathel vs Avelyn ca Vella

Morgan Sathel, Dread Captain of the Exelis Syndicate, has seen her notoriety increase drastically in the last few months. Known not only for her involvement in the coup that ultimately destroyed the Order of the One Sith, but also by her brutal reputation, Sathel is expected to bring one hell of a show to the cage on Day 280.

We caught up with Sathel and asked her to describe her training camp to us. She said,

"“Nothing has changed for me. There hasn’t been a single day ever since I was a stupid brat that I haven’t trained hard. There’s a reason why I haven’t been killed yet in my line of work, and that’s because I’ve sharpened my body and my senses. I run and weight lift, and make sure to eat properly. Even a pirate has to look the part, you know?” "

Avelyn ca Vella, Guildmistress of the Cantrell Conglomerate, is the most famous Zeltron in the Galaxy. Known for founding the Cantrell Conglomerate, and also for the popular "Wenches of Cantrell" poster series, ca Vella will be making her debut in combat sports in UFC #2. We asked Ava to describe her training camp for us. She said,

"I'm trainin' daily, ain't got time t' do much else, yanno? I keep maself in good shape but I'm workin' on ma kicks. I've put on 'bout five kilos so I think I'm ready t' go."

Tensions between the two ladies reached an all time high during the press conference, where Fenri Bjornolf (CEO of the UFC) had to physically separate the women in order to keep their hands from flying before the day of the fight arrives.

(A video clip of Fenri Bjornolf pushing between Sathel and ca Vella as they start shoving eachother plays)

During the press conference, Sathel had some strong words for ca Vella, saying,

“Avelyn is an afterthought. This is a competition against myself, not against her. I’m competing to see how quickly I can beat the crap out of her and leave her on the floor. If she thinks I’m impressed or afraid, she’ll have to revisit those thoughts. I've been in more trouble than she will ever know and I came out on top every time. I’ve taken down self-proclaimed Sith and made them rethink their life. One fat Zeltron won’t be a challenge.”

 Ava, responding to Sathel, said,

"Morgan, ya gotta know that when ya talk shit, ya get hit. Yer a pirate, yah? Well, I'm gonna be th' one plunderin' booty in th' cage!"

The Press Conference immediately turned ugly following that comment from Ava.


UNDERCARDS

Jido Kalradia vs Org Squlgunt

UFC #2 will open with a bout between the Corellian, Kalradia, and the Gamorrean, Squlgunt. Newcomers to the UFC, this fight is guaranteed to be brutal. Tensions have been rising over the last couple of weeks between Kalradia and Squlgunt in the Bad Alibi Bar, with each interaction only escalating the tensions further. This opening fight will definitely be one worth watching.

 

Korin Jal vs Ozzy Vazul

The second bout of UFC #2 will feature the return of the fan favorites from UFC #1, facing eachother for the very first time.

The "Macho Whiphid" Korin Jal, with a big win under his belt, is returning to the cage ready to put a beat down on Ozzy "Dude Love" Vazul. We asked the "Macho Whiphid" what his training camp looked like to prepare for this fight. He said,

"I've been taking this fight with Ozzy a little more seriously yeaah! I've been out running through the mountains, killing beasts with my bare claws yeaah! I also upped my whiskey intake to TWO GALLONS A DAY YEAAH! Ya see there's a LOT MORE on the line than just a number in the win column yeaah yeaah its about PRIDE! Its about LeTtInG THE WHOLE GALAXY KNOW who ThE BaDdEsT WhIpHiD in the UFC is yeaah!"

(Jal takes a slight pause)

"And you're lookin at em brother! Ya see this all started for me back in UFC 1 yeaah me and this young conquistador had words LOOOOONG before we had a fight booked yeaah And Im telling ya right now Ozzy Vazul you just made the worst decision of your sorry life and WhIpHiD MaDdNeSs is comin for ya yeaah! So be ready, but ya cant be, so make your arrangements now, tell all your loved ones it was a hell of a ride, cuz YOU AINT COMIN BACK FROM SERROCO IN ONE PIECE! That much I can promise you, the rest you all have to wait and see ooooohhhhh yeeeaaaaahhh WOOOOO!!!"

Ozzy "Dude Love" Vazul, gaining a huge fan following after his comeback win against Vobak Dal in UFC #1, is expected to give the "Macho Whiphid" a run for his money. When asked what he's doing to prepare, Vazul said,

"Well Fenri, I've really been working on my stamina. I found when I fought Vobak, I had no problem throwing punches that hit, but getting out of that guys way was not easy. It really took it out of me, if you feel me? So a big priority for me has been training on my cardio. I've gotta make sure I can last..."

(Ozzy pauses as a giggle is heard coming from the bed in the background of the shot)

"In the ring, that is."

With some very special words for Jal, Vazul also said,

"Korin, baby, I've got a message for you, and I don't know if you're gonna like it! You're so pent up with rage man, all that fake machismo ain't gonna pay off! You gotta center yourself man, or your angers gonna consume you, and you're gonna be all clouded up with it during the fight.. And not the good kinda clouds!"


Sponsors and VIPs of UFC #2

 

The list of Sponsors for UFC #2 is long, featuring 12 in total. The Top Sponsor of this event is the Exelis Syndicate, who seem to be quite confident in their leader's ability to win in the Main Event. When asked about their involvement in the UFC, Xyre Weltmon, the representative from Exelis, said,

"The Skulls are our allies and we respect all they do. We decided to be heavily involved in the UFC as we've recognized the potential it has. Millions of sentients across the galaxy have already become avid fans of the UFC fights, and the opportunity was there for us to step up and become sponsors. Our goal is to help the UFC become the ultimate source of entertainment for all those who think actions speak louder than words. Sometimes, fists and blood should do all the talking required. The next main event between Morgan Sathel and Avelyn ca Vella is an exciting one, and we're anxious to see the undercards duke it out as well. We're glad to be among the UFC sponsors and we'll continue to support the Skulls in the future."

VIPs for this event are the three Top Sponsors from UFC #1:

Alliance of Mercenary Consortiums

Dael'mor

Foxtail Philanthropy

We caught up with each of the VIPs to ask them about their continued involvement with the UFC:

"One thing that all Mercenaries can agree on is that we all like a good fight and that is why Alliance of Mercenary Consortiums [AMC] is proud to be a continued sponsor of the UFC League! The first round of competition has shown that the combatants that enter the Cage are of the highest caliber and the organizational and production skills of the event host, namely The Skulls Swoop Gang, has been second to none. We know that it will only get better and therefore we are happy to pledge our continued support! As Galaxy Fest comes to a close, the Galactic populace will look to see what will be the next big thing and UFC 2 on Day 280 will be it! The Main Event of Morgan Sathel vs Avelyn ca Vella looks to be one for the ages and it will be interesting to see which of these femme fatales will reign supreme! The Galaxy waits and the excitement builds!" - Max Ameeno Baca, AMC

"Dael`mor is happy to be a continued supporter of the fights. As Mandalorians, it pleases us greatly to see respectful combat between beings of the Galaxy. " - Victor O'Cuinn, Dael'mor

"When one's job involves them in politics and high society, there needs to be a balance. Once I caught wind of the UFC, I knew immediately that I needed to be involved. Theres nothing better than to be apart of an amazing organization, that deals in good old fashion brawls and blood." - Vernon Foxtail, Foxtail Philanthropy

With such big names on the Main Card, the Prize Package for these fights has reached a total value of 528,000,000 credits. This value includes the average price-value of the ships and a station that were donated as prizes, as well as actual credit contributions to the purse.

Some of the ships donated include a full squad of Razors, donated by the Top Sponsor (Exelis), and a custom Hammerhead from Dael'mor. The full list of sponsors, in alphabetical order, are as follows:

Alliance of Mercenary Consortiums

Black Sun

Blackskull Trading

Dael’mor

Endless Medical Solutions

Exelis Syndicate

Foxtail Philanthropy

Mecrosa

Ord Cantrell Bureau of Trade and Tourism (Cantrell Conglomerate)

Sarlacc Integrated Design

Seyugi Dervishes

The Smugglers Guild

 

Hondo Walker, President of the Dark Star Hellions, is also offering his services as the Bookie for the fights, taking bets on each bout in the Bad Alibi Bar.

 

Stay tuned to keep up to date with all of your UFC news.

(The broadcast ends, and returns to Local Programming)


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