(OOC: Posted for Andrew Gould)
Last night at a party celebrating Uebles' one-year anniversary of his rise to power, an unknown man set off a large bomb in the middle of the lax security and drunken Imperials. Uebles was not present at the time, however, but the bomb has reportedly put high-level Imperial Vodo in the hospital with third-degree burns covering most of his body. One source said, "It actually made him look better." One Major present was heard to say while dying from a large hole in his chest, "There was no bomb in here!"

A random informant has told this reporter that the Imperials were running for their lives. "One Imperial, Admiral Samurai, was caught with his pants down as he ran to get out of the room in which the bomb exploded."

Casualties have been high, with most of the middle-level imperials present at Coruscant being put in the hospital as a result of the explosion or, according to the doctors, "Some of these boys are in here because Admiral Samurai was testing new torture techniques on them."

*The screen fades to a Imperial symbol with a bomb timer on it, as the holocast ends you see the timer reach 00:00 and the Imperial symbol explode violently*

(Also OOC: Edited heavily 50 times by Eli LaSalle for spelling/grammar)