Warning!

Your communicator starts to beep loudly. Annoyed you take a look at it and see the holomercials being interuppted by a black screen followed by the logo of Liberty Medical Centre. You see a picture of an odd limb what seems like...a genital of a human. Several of these picture flash by when the screen turns to video and you see a medical room. Doctors are working on patients, the room is accompanied by alot of moaning and screaming. One of the doctors looks up and turns to the camera. He begins to speak....

'Citizens of the galaxy! Here at Liberty Medical Center we live on the edge of technology of medical sciences. Today I stand before you with less fortunate news. Recently our scientists have noticed an alarming increase of Galacticly Transferable Diseases, also know as 'Intercourse Malfunctions'. The diseases were mainly detected at human species but only recently have our scientists discovered that several forms of virusses have mutated. These mutated forms can also occur at different species. How exactly these virusses are transferred at other species are unclear. We do know however how they are transferred among humans.'

Your communicator now shows images and streaming video of content that cannot be displayed nor commented here. You look away in disgust yet somehow aroused. The doctor appears on the screen again and resumes his talk.

'Be wary citizens to find mates of your species. For all security please pay a visit at one of the Liberty Medical Center's hospital's to make sure you are not infected and giving the virus onto others. All members of LMC are on a code red of this virus and are well informed how to act on the situation. You can therefore safely contact any of them for an appointment to get yourself tested. We truly recommend this treatment to all species out there. '

The screen fades out and images with possible symptoms are displayed on your communicator. Again you are disgusted by what you see. But you can't help but take a look down there to check. While the images keep showing up the voice of the doctor continues.

'These are symptoms detected so far, if you notice any of these images apply to your own body please contact any LMC member ASAP. This was Lance Irons for Liberty Medical Center. May the health be with you!'

You screen returns to the holomercials. You can't help but feel slightly ill.