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Ord Cantrell, Fath – Due to a malfunction in the programming of Cortex, BD-3000 protocol droid, and newscaster of the latest issue of the Cantrell Chronicle, the Provost provided a minor addendum to the publication, specifically related to the article referencing the Gilded Rose Auction House.
My circuits malfunctioned, I will report to maintenance.
Provost Lara Navos issued the following statement: "You give a droid an ounce of trust and avoid the micro-management, and something like this happens. The article transmitted by Cortex stated, 'The Cantrell Conglomerate recognizes the Gilded Rose Auction House as an affiliate.' While Conglomerate members do indeed volunteer their time assisting the Falleen Mishka Sorokin in conducting auctions and other events, the Guilded Rose remains owned by Ms. Sorokin and the Kornova Corporation. The droid meant to state that Cantrell sponsors the auction house through those that volunteer."
"For anyone concerned, no, the BD-3000 known as Cortex will not be disintegrated, wiped, or sold to tinkering Jawa's; it will soon be delivered to GeGe, a Besalisk who operates a droid maintenance business within De-Purteen to have the programming issues rectified. Until then, Cheeto or Wheels will handle communications moving forward."
Attendees to the announcement observed Lara escorting the BD-3000 droid away, who still managed to let everyone in attendance know of the Faerytail Family's irrelevance and to laugh at their expense. Attendees also observed Lara giving the protocol droid a swift kick to its mechanical backside before it left the stage.
This concludes the addendum transmission from the Provost. The next issue of the Cantrell Chronicle will be published around day one hundred and ninety of the twenty-third galactically recognized year, barring any unforeseen circumstances.
Year 24 Day 72: After a show of proverbial muscle on the part of
Jawa Enforcement & Forensics Force, the citizens of
Karsten Moon have decided that it would be best if they were to simply hand power over to
Jawa Enforcement & Forensics Force, as opposed to continuing to hold out and possibly encouraging a more hostile takeover.
Year 24 Day 71: Galactic Traders Union was dissolved today due to bankruptcy.
Year 24 Day 71: Tomas O`Cuinn, the leader of
Blue Star Extractions was replaced today by
Pursh Greene.
Year 24 Day 71: Pursh Greene, the leader of
Blue Star Extractions was replaced today by
Tomas O`Cuinn.
Year 24 Day 71: Tomas O`Cuinn, the leader of
Blue Star Enforcement was replaced today by
Victor O`Cuinn.
Year 24 Day 71: Victor O`Cuinn, the leader of
Blue Star Enforcement was replaced today by
Tomas O`Cuinn.
Year 24 Day 71: Cedron Tryonel, the leader of
Blue Star Engineering was replaced today by
Vadik Edik.
Year 24 Day 70: Galactic business registrars recorded the opening of a new company today.
Internal Resources specializes in Mining and will be led by
K`ala Zaktu. The first headquarters of
Internal Resources opened today in SG 1,1 on
Gand IV.
Year 24 Day 70: Requiem was dissolved today.
Year 24 Day 70: Today marked the ascendency of
Jawa Enforcement & Forensics Force into
Xyquine I politics, as they managed to secure their own candidate's legitimacy was respected by the planet's previous ruling powers long tied to
Requiem.
Year 24 Day 70: Today marked the ascendency of
Jawa Enforcement & Forensics Force into
Ranste politics, as they managed to secure their own candidate's legitimacy was respected by the planet's previous ruling powers long tied to
Requiem.
Year 24 Day 70: All good things must come to an end, and
Requiem's excavations on
Karsten Moon are no exception. Thought to be the result of a decline in both supply and demand, they announced today that they were largely abandoning their efforts on the planet.
Year 24 Day 70: Today marked the ascendency of
Jawa Enforcement & Forensics Force into
New Plympto politics, as they managed to secure their own candidate's legitimacy was respected by the planet's previous ruling powers long tied to
Requiem.
